F*ckin' Dishes...

There's one thing I hate more than stepping in water with socks on, and that's dirty ass dishes (well, that and clowns). As I step into the kitchen yesterday I realized that I have indeed slacked on the dish department. I felt guilty... real guilty, so I called to the almighty Dish Fairy to save me.




(Set to the tune of O' Christmas Tree)
"O' Dish Fairy
O' Dish Fairy
Please come and do this glass for me
O' Dish Fairy
O' Dish Fairy
I'm out of soap and I have to pee

I promised her, 2 weeks ago
If they're not done, back home I go
O' Dish Fairy
O' Dish Fairy
Please come and do this glass for me..."

Damn... the little bastard never showed.