Welcome to Florida, it's Love Bug season! What exactly are love bugs you ask? They are the the bane of my exsistance about twice a year. The come in like a biblical plague and ruin everything their path, including your car. While driving, it resembles black snowflakes during a Nor' Easta, only it leaves a pretty little green splat that eats the paint off your car. Oh love bugs, I do not like you flying into my mouth as I walk to the car, flying into my ears as I walk through the parking lot, or fluttering behind my sunglasses. The worst part of all, you do this while fornicating so all of the free world can witness your activities. My dear exhibitionists of the animal kingdom, please refrain from shagging in broad daylight and do it someplace else. You're f*cking up my day.
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